I have serious reasons to dislike everyone whose birthday it was on my fb friend list today, but i wished them all enthusiastic HBD’s with exclamation points. 

One stole the boy I was on love with, one broke up with my best friend (suspected cheater), and one took me on a “date” that involved putting so much alcohol in my body that I had to call one of my friends to escort me home so that i wouldn’t follow his plan and black out and go home with him. 

FUCK EM…”kill them with kindness”!